Cheese & Bacon

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

(via sigridlikesstuff)

lexislost:

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

(via margaretscratcher)

gameraboy:

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

(via margaretscratcher)

whitegirlsaintshit:

I feel like the person who made this knows me because I definitely tried to sell some loud to a duck before

(Source: sodaking, via heyfunniest)

0cene:

I always imagine strange things before sleep

0cene:

I always imagine strange things before sleep

(via margaretscratcher)

bit-head:

Being the one who sets up the household’s wi-fi after an outage has its perks

bit-head:

Being the one who sets up the household’s wi-fi after an outage has its perks

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

(via not-amerrickan)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

(via watering-hole)

real-high:

dank—dayz:

head-change:

infinitesunshines:

bhombs-awayy:

hasankaptan:

The Cali-Cannon

Holyyyy fack

Taking things to a whole new level😍

into this

Every time this comes up on my dash.